I’m going to go on a diet this week. I’m not fat. I’m fluffy. And I have bought into the notion that moms are supposed to be a little fluffy.

 

Fuck that shit.

 

THIS mom is not going to be fluffy. ‘Cause you know what? I still get to have sex. And if someone has to see me naked, the least I can do is make sure I don’t look like Jabba the Hut.

 

Also? I can’t zip up my favorite fuck me boots. How on earth do I expect to get the sex without fuck me boots?

 

Who’s with me?

 

Are those crickets chirping?

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