Drama Queen: “Mommy, I’m halfway through this book and I don’t know anything about it.”

 

Me: (Totally distracted by Zuma on FaceBook) “Oh? Well, maybe he wants you to read it again.”

 

DQ: “What?! What does that even mean?”

 

Me: “Wait, what? What are you asking me?”

 

DQ: “Are we even having the same conversation?”

 

Me: “Apparently not.”

 

DQ: “Oh. Em. Gee.”

 

Me (to Mr. Sasha): “Did she just say ‘Oh Em Gee?'”

 

DQ: “Yes! I did!”

 

Miss Poopie Pants: “G doesn’t even come after O! Everyone knows H comes after O!”

 

…. can’t… breathe….laughing…too….hard…..

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